Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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