I heard we made out
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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