Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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