do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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