i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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