i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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