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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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