i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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