Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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