so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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