Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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