Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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