i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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