try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
