Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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