So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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