i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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