Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
