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(303): View more from Colorado

why im i the only drunk person in the library?

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(239): View more from Florida

I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.

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(858): View more from California

currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles

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(530): View more from California

It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon

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(516): View more from New York

you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..

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