i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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