You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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