White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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