in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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