He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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