Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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