theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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