dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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