Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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