I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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