only if we run a train.
done.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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