We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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