It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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