bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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