Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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