hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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