Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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