So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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