So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
even my farts smell like vagina
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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