Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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