fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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