Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I believe in your delicious
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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