his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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