You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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