Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
