whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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