Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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