He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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