Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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