Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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