Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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