But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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